EuroXXX

Euro XXX wastes no time and goes straight to the advantages of the name itself. You don’t even have to look to know what kind of porn they sell, but hey, I’m one of those people who likes to take a look anyway. If you tell me you’re not interested in watching naked beauties jumping on cocks and eating cum for dinner, I’m going to call you a liar.

Just like the label says, EuroXXX.net deals mainly with European porn. To be more precise, the gimmick of this free channel is the full-length European sex movies. If the title hasn’t already captivated you, I bet the gimmick is enough to work. If not, read this review and get my own professional opinion on it.

Down and Dirty Euro XXX

The EuroXXX.net domain isn’t even a year old, but look at this logo. It has a retro feel with those funky fonts and color gradients, but my eyes quickly wander to much more interesting things. For example, in the top row there is a black woman spitting on a cock that she caresses between her huge tits, a hot Latina bent over a desk, and several MILFs swapping partners for the night.

If you’re a porn fan, you’ll feel like you’re in familiar territory. Most of the videos come from big studios and paid sites that you will immediately recognize. I’ve visited tons of these sites here at ThePornDude. Euro XXX offers masturbation content from such famous sites as BangBus, MYLF, PervMom and TeamSkeet. Recent close-up videos include a taboo FamilyStrokes threesome, an outdoor public servant exposure, and a Shoplyfter MILF paying the price for stealing.

In fact, if you go to the Categories page, you won’t find the usual list of smutty subcategories like Anal, Teen (18+), and Creampie. Instead, you’ll find entries like AnalMom, StrandedTeens, and TeenPies. The entire section is a miniature list of premium sites, which for now is six pages long.

The videos from these companies are also not the same free samples you see on free channels. On most tubes, you scroll through endless ten-minute video samples from the biggest porn studios. On EuroXXX.net, most videos are between twenty minutes and one hour long. There are exceptions to this rule, like the 18-minute Czech Streets scene I see opposite, or the nearly three-hour epic Czech Mega Swingers next door.

I’m starting to get a little nervous and I haven’t lubricated myself yet. Hell, I’m still snooping around the cover, but these guys are already making a compelling case for wasting the rest of the day shaking my dick on the page. The only problem is that I’ve been in the Starbucks bathroom for half an hour and I think they’re starting to get suspicious.

Two thousand pornos and counting

EuroXXX.net has a simple channel setup, with videos sorted by upload date. The site hasn’t been around for long, but it has already amassed quite a valuable collection. With over two thousand porn videos and counting, you’ll have your hands full for a while. In fact, I’m writing this entire review with one hand and it’s taking me forever because I’m constantly distracted by taboo movies and sex in a taxi.

I mentioned that the Euro XXX categories page was a list of paid sites, not actual porn categories. The setup is convenient if you’re looking for material from a specific site, but less useful if you’re looking for specific sex acts and niches. They don’t seem to use tags, so the search function only searches for video titles and descriptions. A search for “blowjob” returns only about fifty results. You don’t need to be a porn expert like me to know that this may not apply to everyone. Most full-length porn movies involve cock sucking, so most of the videos on EuroXXX do too.

Sorting may be a little more difficult than elsewhere, but there is a wide variety of materials available. There are teenagers fucking their grandparents, interracial gangbangs, public sex, anal sex and taboos: that’s just the list of things I see at the beginning. If you are not interested in deep and specific fetish themes, you are sure to find plenty of opportunities to have fun.

They also have a nice “Actors” section with a list of over 800 porn stars. There are many recognizable names and familiar tits in this photo menu, including many non-European girls. I don’t think anyone is complaining about girls like Abella Danger and Alex Coal getting fucked by European sluts. It’s one of those things that may be technically inaccurate, but everyone will still be happy.

Lubricate, slap and save some too.

When you visit Euro XXX, you’ll definitely want to put a condom on your browser. Porn tubes that specialize in full length videos tend to get a lot of spam, and this one is no exception. It’s not that bad with the ad blocker on, but without it, I get tons of pop-ups every time I try to watch videos. (I was also sure that the photo of the girl being made fun of on the computer in the sidebar was an ad leaked by my plugin. Turns out it was just a link to her site, XXX Pawn.)

I turned on my spam blocker and the ding-dong was completely covered in a greasy layer of Vaseline, it was time to begin my official spanking test. I haven’t seen a BangBus movie in a while and there is one on EuroXXX.net that came out a few days ago. Much of the collection is added almost immediately after its official release. That alone would make it an option for budget skaters who want to check out new releases from big-name brands without breaking the bank.

EuroXXX doesn’t actually host anything, so you’ll have to check the spam video player on the file server. With the ad blocker on, this meant I had to click a few more times for the video to play, and it was difficult to jump between videos. The video loaded fairly well, although not in the HD or 4K resolution you would expect when downloading from a source.

The movie is 52 minutes long and begins with BangBus finding a sexy young man (18+) waiting at a bank. It’s a very cute girl, Honey Hayes, who wears glasses and tiny shorts. They talk to her and a few minutes later she is topless in the back seat of the van. The girl has a beautiful, perky and natural torso with pierced nipples and a charming smile.

It takes fifteen minutes to completely undress Honey and then they shower the little girl with money. A few minutes later she moans while being fingered, which naturally leads to a fantastic blowjob when her palms pass by the windows.

It’s a little smutty, but hey, what did you expect from some of the pioneers of reality porn? Normally you have to pay a subscription fee to watch it, but Euro XXX has a free connection. You can even download your favorites. Downloads are hosted on file storage services, which have their own problems, but hey, free porn.

Really, waiting time on these file and spam servers is a small price to pay for what EuroXXX.net has to offer. Sure, the resolution isn’t perfect and there are some ads in the way, but in exchange you get full-length porn videos.

I don’t think it’s fair to call EuroXXX.net a European porn tube because it actually looks like a European and American porn tube. I think it was William Shakespeare who said that a pussy by any other name still smells like roses unless it’s unwashed, in which case it smells like a fish fillet. I think something similar applies here. None of you perverts will think about the name of the site when collecting thousands of full length porn videos from major studios.