PornTop

Would you call yourself a Porn Top or are you more of a bottom? Regardless of how you define your relationship with dirty movies, I bet you like them a lot; otherwise, you wouldn’t be reading this on ThePornDude. Hey, don’t feel bad. It’s a known fact that the web is 94% porn and 6% MLM schemes, and I’m not going to try to prescribe diet pills or yoga pants. You and I are on the same shit, that’s why I think you’ll like this next website.

PornTop.com was actually registered in 2003, although its current incarnation has only been on the Internet for the last few months. When I say “exploded” I mean it: these guys have gone from zero to almost 20,000 daily visitors in less than a hundred days. They say you shouldn’t jump off a bridge because all your friends are doing it, but what if all your friends are visiting the same website? PornTop is a free video tube, so you’re not risking anything by lubing up and taking a look around.

Fresh and free porn every day

I’m writing this on a Monday morning, shortly after getting my ass out of bed, making some coffee and downing my morning dose of Viagra. There was a schedule change over the weekend, which took an hour off my peak masturbation, so my eyes are a little hazy as I load the first page of thumbnails. I blink a few times, the exposed breasts and embedded pussies come into better focus.
It may be early in the day or early in the week, but these perverted smut dealers are already at it. Half of PornTop’s main page is tagged with the newest porn videos added today, because the library is almost constantly updated day and night. I couldn’t find an upload date, but clearly they’re not lying with that “Today” tag.

How can I be so sure? Well, because the site has only been online for a few months, but the archive already runs to 1721 pages. When you read this, it will be even deeper. That’s 62,000 free porn movies and counting. If you want to see the whole collection, you’ll need a real supervillain setup. I’m talking about an underground bunker with screens on every wall so you can watch dozens of dirty movies at once.

Of course, most of you aren’t necessarily multi-porn, and that’s okay. Hell, I’m a professional masturbator and stick to one movie at a time. In that case, one of the biggest problems is just deciding where to start. I can already tell there’s a lot of good stuff on the Porn Top menu, and I haven’t even begun to delve into it yet. Now where the hell did I put that silicone anus?

Big names, big faces, big tattoos

PornTop doesn’t have an elaborate setup. In fact, it’s the basic design of the tube you’ve been masturbating for years. Instead of being flashy with the presentation, they let the smut speak for itself, and it’s quite loud. They have material from many major studios, with many big name porn stars. You’ll start seeing that high-end smut the moment you land.
Today’s updates include watching scenes from DorcelClub, Brazzers, and TeamSkeet. The header also lists some of the biggest studios and payers for quick access to their Top Porn work: Reality Kings, Blacked, Naughty America, FakeHub, and half a dozen other well-known numbers in the business.

Big-name studios offer some consistency in their quality over smaller outfits, and part of the formula is all those high-end video whores. They’ve done a good job of tagging most porn movies with girl names, making it easy to find favorites like Alexis Fawx, Abella Danger, Carolina Sweets or Ariella Ferrera. There’s also plenty of JAV (Japanese Adult Video), so weeaboos can enjoy AV idols like Yurika Miyachi and Akari Asakiri.

The categories are also well-labeled, so you jump straight to Big Cocks or Blowjobs, Threesomes, and Gloryholes. Some of the main searches are offered in a sidebar menu on the main page and I have to say I’m a little surprised at how kinky the user base is around here.

While they don’t have that particular subgenre, they do have a nice and deep mix of porn subcategories to explore. PornTop.com’s categories page provides a good index of their material, with over a hundred categories that will keep most of you more than happy. They have all the standards like Lesbiana, Interracial.

Lots of free porn with minimal spam

I noticed that one of the recent additions to PornTop.com was a Lana Rhoades scene from Blacked Raw. I’m a fan of the work and I’ve always liked the Blacked brand, so it seemed like a good place to start my official fap test. (Side note: people often ask what the difference is between Blacked and Blacked Raw. Blacked is traditionally shot in interracial porn, while Blacked Raw opts for a reality porn style with hand-held cameras and more natural “hookups”).
Porn Top’s built-in video player is pretty basic, with no advanced features like speed control or selectable video resolutions. The scene is quite clear when played in a window, but looks grainy when viewed in full screen. It’s clearly not HD, which is a shame.

The good news is that the video plays instantly as soon as you click the Play button. No buffering or spam visible from my ad blocker. In fact, I did not receive any spam during my visit. Ads are one of the biggest deals on the newest tubes, because it’s hard to masturbate when you have to close a penis every few seconds. The minimal spam setup here is definitely one of the reasons why your traffic has increased in recent months.

The resolution isn’t as clear as it would be on a premium site, but considering the price and convenience (fast playback without spam), I’m not complaining. It’s certainly good enough to start with, as I did while watching Lana fill in for twelve minutes on the BBC. After work got a cream out of her ass, it was all over.

PornTop is not a premium site, so one of the only downsides to the site is the relatively short length of the scenes. Instead of watching full-length porn movies, you’ll mostly enjoy the freebies and samples offered by the major studios. It’s not exclusive to Porn Top, but I know that won’t impress any of you if you’re weird. Clicking from one video to another isn’t rocket science, and spam status won’t stop you like it does with poor quality free tubes.

After all, PornTop.com’s formula seems to be simple but very effective: they offer thousands and thousands of free dirty movies from major studios, featuring big porn stars, without the aggressive spam you’d find on other channels. The only real compromise you’re making, in this case, is the relatively low resolution and short length of the film. If they keep the current setup and keep up this fast release rate, I can see PornTop becoming more and more popular. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m done with work, so I have to masturbate for fun.