Analdin

Analdin has a pretty strange name for a porn site, but judging by the traffic, it looks like their gamble paid off. The reference to anal sex is obvious, but if she hadn’t seen the subtitle, she probably wouldn’t have guessed that the title was a pun on Aladdin’s name. The tagline under the logo is “Rub the Magic Lamp,” which makes it all make sense. It remains an unexpected reference in this industry, but with 25 million visitors a month, it seems destined to be memorable. Where is Robin Williams when you need him? Oh right…

Despite a title that mentions a famous thief and an anal cock, Analdin.com is not an exclusively anal sex site, nor is it filled with the grainy, hour-long, 20th generation smut found in the incomplete tube hacking. At first glance, it looks like just another free tube with everything kinky on the shelves. After reviewing hundreds of similar sites on ThePornDude, I immediately wondered why these guys generate so much more traffic than their competition. I had just opened a new bottle of lube and a fresh, unfucked silicone anus, so I thought it was the perfect time to find out.

Anal and more at Analdin

Analdin has been here for a while now. The copyright date at the bottom of the home page is 2015, while the domain was registered in 2008. Visually, it’s about what I expect from a free channel from this era. It is not ugly or flashy, it has a classic logo and blue colors. I like the way the presentation keeps clutter to a minimum, with a simple title below each thumbnail instead of a bunch of icons, keyword labels, and other information.
If you’re like me, you probably saw the title of the site and assumed it was going to be non-stop sex. As I write this, the cover is full of recently added anal material, including a petite Asian girl inserting a huge dildo into her poop, a girl stretching her anus with her fist, a trans girl inserting it from behind, and a petite girl . staying in the air and bouncing her butt in a dingdong. However, most of the remaining scenes are filled with countless amounts of non-anal intercourse.

It’s beautiful unbridled depravity, with a little of this, a little of that, and plenty of fascinating perversions. Before I even started clicking, I saw lesbians doing it, porn stars getting facials, and threesomes with horny gamer girls. Asians, Latinas, white girls and exotic sluts abound. It’s not even limited to just “vanilla” fucking and sucking, as I quickly found cuckold scenes, foot fetish scenarios, BBW offering lots of love, and even hardcore BDSM with gags, chest clamps, and more ropes than the prison cell. Jeffrey Epstein’s prison.

Analdin.com’s category page is a menu of images featuring porn staples like blowjobs, big tits, and brunettes. Come for gangbangs and ass to mouth, stay for cougars and Japanese, and return for fingers, redheads, and group sex. If you’re feeling kinky, how about the fetish section, the public sex aisle, or the grannies in the old vault? The thumbnail in the High Heels section shows a pair of terrifying kicks that will either make your junk twitch like a scared turtle or get you hard as a rock, depending on how weird you are.

Famous brands, recognizable girls and a lot of cock.

When clicking semi-randomly, it appears that Analdin has many of the same sample scenes from paid sites that you can find on other free channels. They usually last between 12 and 15 minutes and there is enough time to delve into them, but their short length is sure to attract many viewers to the paid full versions that can be found on the official sites.
Click the Channels button in the header and you’ll find over a hundred major porn brands as sponsors. They have entire sections of content from sites like Blacked, 8th Street Latinas, Family Strokes, Brazzers, and many more. It’s not just about high-reality porn costumes. There’s also kinky fetish material from studios like BBW Fight Club, Mature NI and CFNM 18. How weird are you feeling today?

With so many top brands like Evil Angel, Reality Kings and Digital Playground, it goes without saying that this place is full of big name porn stars and sexy amateurs. If you’re a regular consumer of Internet porn, you’ll almost certainly start recognizing your favorite stars within minutes of landing.

The site’s newest videos feature pornstars such as Abigaiil Morris, Romi Rain, Kenzie Reeves and Mia Malkova. Browsing through the Models index, I found world famous video sluts like Abella Danger.

A quarter of a million free porn videos

When I review a site that you have to pay for, I like to see at least one new update each week. This is what I do at PornDudeCasting and it’s pretty standard throughout the industry. Free tube sites like Analdin.com, Pornhub or any number of fakes are a different story. To compete with other large channels, a free video site must provide a constant stream of new material, day and night.
Analdin offers updates and adds dozens of new videos to your clipboard every day. In the last few hours they’ve added horny cougars, hungry girls who don’t mind sharing a sausage, MILFs sucking each other’s toes, and an 18 year old teen crazy about a muscular guy with a cock as big as her forearm. Maybe she has to watch that last movie, if only to see if she can handle the whole thing. It’s almost a medical curiosity, but you can jerk off to a movie.

Analdin.com uploaded its first video about eight years ago, so it doesn’t take a Rainman math whiz to figure out that the library must be huge. As of this writing, they have almost a quarter of a million dirty videos in their collection. I don’t care how horny you are or how much lube you have in your stash, you’re not going to finish the whole stack. Of course you can try it, but don’t blame me if you end up with chafing, sore wrists, hairy hands, or any other masturbation-related ailments.

A porn library of this size poses some logistical challenges for a porn reviewer and professional masturbator like me. I mean, where the hell do I start? Every time I refresh the home page I see new videos, which only complicates things. I finally decided to go to the newest video, added a few minutes ago.

This is a fifteen minute JAV (Japanese adult film) segment titled Dynamite Chigusa Hara Asian Gangbang. It starts with a beautiful Asian girl working on a Hitachi, then cuts to the same girl touching her breasts while she wears nothing but red ropes and an awkward expression. The video plays smoothly in 720p and looks crisp and clear as the lovely lady gets her nipples sucked in the first few minutes. After five minutes, she fingers her completely exposed pussy. JAV fans in the audience know why this is so important because most Japanese porn is usually heavily censored.

By the end of my visit, it became pretty clear why Analdin.com is so popular, even though there are tons of free channels to choose from. These guys have the advantage of having a huge stash full of beautiful porn stars and almost every type of legal depravity you can find in the movies. It is also a rapidly growing collection, adding greatly to your collection every day. What’s more, I didn’t even see any spam during my visit, which means you won’t have to deal with pop-ups or other nonsense when trying to remove them. Speaking of which, I have a date with this site and my own well-lubricated hand, so I’ll catch you next time!