SeverePorn

Who is doing hardcore porn? This is more of a rhetorical question, as the traffic I get on ThePornDude is pretty rare. Hell, if I told you that you don’t like hardcore porn, I’d know you’d be wrong somewhere. That’s what happens when you type words like Anal, Threesome, and Blowbang into the search bar, right?

Honestly, with a name like SeverePorn.com, you’d be hard-pressed to convince anyone that you came here with anything other than to watch some intense hardcore movies. But don’t worry, because no one will judge you for it. In fact, you’re in good company: they get a couple of thousand depraved perverts like you every day, pants down and sacks out. Unsurprisingly, the whole gimmick of this tube is made up of free premium smut. What’s that old adage about not buying a cow when your ding-dong is already turning pale?

The best bitches are screwed in every hole

SeverePorn has a basic tube layout that you’ve seen a million times, so there are no surprises. The logo looks a little cheap, but I don’t see any ads for penis pills in my ad blocker, so I’m not complaining. I’m more interested in the top porn sluts that fill the front thumbnail wall. I see Alex Coal digging into a cuckold scene, Kenzie Reeves and Rachael Cavalli double teaming up with some screwed up luck, and Khloe Kapri getting wet in a Santa hat. Happy Christmas!

I was ready to dismiss him as just another tube filling his shelves with samples from paid sites; Then I noticed the runtimes below each screenshot of a porn star eating dick, getting creamed, or getting her ass screwed. There are a few short scenes, mostly with the fan clips I watch in the group and the Onlyfans scenes, but most scenes last between twenty minutes and an hour. This is the place where you can settle in for a nice long wank session, so make sure you block off the McDonald’s bathroom before you start.

When I first saw the name Severe Porn, I thought it might be one of those extreme porn sites where all the girls poop or get into serious motorcycle accidents. It’s really a good variety of traditional hardcore porn, although some of his stuff leans towards the harder end of the spectrum. I see rough and wild faces, first time anal sex with teens (18+), anal fisting in the bedroom and double anal penetration on skin alone. One of the site’s main categories is blowjob followed by cumshot, so this is not a place for the sex-shy.

Great studios without high prices

Most of the categories listed on SeverePorn.com correspond to the sites where the movies were created. They contain material from several important and popular payment sites. There’s stuff from Tushy, Vixen and PureTaboo on the menu, not to mention Brazzers, BangBros and Blacked. They have a growing collection of videos from clip sites like ManyVids, IWantClips and Onlyfans.

They have a category called Full Movies, with over a thousand entries. I expected that given the general theme of SeverePorn, but I was a little more surprised by their 0day Porn collection. If you’re not familiar with the terminology, “zero day” literally means the shit just came out. I assume the nearly 13,000 movies filed in the category aren’t new anymore, but if they’re not lying, they were uploaded to SeverePorn.com the same day they hit the paid sites. These guys must have worked hard with the porn studios.

Speaking of moving that new shit, SeverePorn updates with new content almost non-stop. The entire cover is only porn uploaded in the last 12 hours. I had to go back a few pages before I found yesterday’s stuff. They seem to be adding about a hundred a day, so you won’t run out of fap material anytime soon. In fact, you’d probably better put some time in your schedule and make sure you have enough cream.

Stream now, download later

Personally, I always have enough cream. However, I have very little free time, perhaps because of all the compulsive masturbation I have to do every day. However, it’s an affliction that works well with my work as a porn reviewer, so I fired up the old vacuum and prepared to try Severe Porn. The only question is where did it start. Would it be horny MILFs and their stepsons, a hypnotized babe who eats sperm for lunch, or a lesbian threesome with a yawn and a squirt?

Then I noticed Petra Blair’s pretty face and sexy naked body in a clip uploaded a few hours ago. Other films would have to wait. I clicked on the scene, as soon as I hit the play button it started playing. The smooth and instant playback may have something to do with the low resolution. It’s only 480p and not adjustable, which isn’t great if you’re watching on something bigger than your phone. Even on a small screen, it’s clearly not the HD we’re all used to.

Maybe every visible pixel is the price we pay, because SeverePorn.com doesn’t charge its users a cent. I certainly can’t complain about the movie. There’s a great pussy eating scene that starts around the five minute mark and they really take their time. Petra moans, squeals and squeals, clearly having as much fun as the guy with the tongue in the bladder. He licks her ass before destroying her doggy style, and she’s primed, wet and ready.

There’s a download button below each video, so you can use their collection to build your own offline porn library when society gets the better of you. It’s a decent option if you’re running out of disk space, as low bitrate files are very small. Petra screws up for twenty-five minutes and it’s not even 120 megabytes.

Miles and Miles of Porn Stars

SeverePorn does a pretty good job of indexing all the porn stars, so below the video I just watched is a good selection of Petra Blair movies. The sheer size of Severe Porn is impressive, a point further emphasized in their Models section.

The Models site is a seemingly endless gallery of high-end sluts, most of whom already have several movies in their collection. I randomly clicked and found 22 Nelly Kent videos, 18 with Dana Wolf and 40 with Jewelz Blu. I wrote Abella Danger in the box and 3 porn pages, so it looks like my productivity for the day is completely screwed up.

The overall size of SeverePorn’s premium porn library is one of its best assets. These guys are stuffing paid content into a massive free tube. Its low video bitrate makes a lot of sense because bandwidth for this volume of content must be quite expensive. Speaking from a strictly practical point of view, they really couldn’t offer so much porn to so many people if they played it in HD or 4K. They should charge money or flood your browser with live spam. Since my spam blocker was working, I had no problems.

But of course, this brings us back to SeverePorn’s weakest link. It’s a compromise, yes, but it’s a tradeoff that will be a deal breaker for some of you. If you’re gaming on a giant monitor at work, you probably won’t be happy with the low video quality, whether it’s free or not. The entire collection will appeal more to those with smaller screens or simply worse eyesight.

At the end of the day, it seems like your rating on SeverePorn.com will be directly related to how good your video quality is. That’s enough for thousands of masturbators a day, which tells me that many of you will have a great time today. This collection is awesome, free and full of premium full-length dirty movies.