XCafe

Sites like XCafe.com may seem very normal at first glance, and to be honest, they may seem very normal. There’s not much that separates XCafe.com from the rest, as the page layout is very simple, the content is pretty standard, there are no unusual categories… and so on. However, I wouldn’t say this is a bad thing because simplicity is valued in my book when it comes to porn. In short: the porn guy wants his porn, and fast. It’s as simple as that.

Now, this doesn’t just apply to a porn veteran like me, obviously. On the contrary, it is also very important for “mortals”, people who don’t just analyze porn sites and look at them analytically, people who are just here to masturbate to porn and get laid quickly, and that’s it. . For them it’s very simple, for me it’s much more complex, but in the end the result is the same for both. Weird is not it? Anyway, let’s talk a little about the content of XCafe, shall we?

Well. First of all, let me mention one very important thing: The content on the page is completely free, no nonsense. Basically, all you need to do to enjoy the content on XCafe.com is open the page and load the videos, and let me tell you, loading these videos will not be problematic. I mean, not only will you load them easily because xCafe player is a player that loads movies quickly, but you will also find little to no ads while browsing this site as they are practically non-existent. Not only will you not find them when you scroll down the page (which is great… I mean, do you see any ads on No Limits Fun´s website?

Of course not!), but there will rarely be pop-ups every time you click on a video or a certain category, which in my opinion is something that greatly improves the browsing experience. But hey, that’s just my 2 cents, if you don’t mind the ads that’s fine. But you know, I really can’t stand them, and I don’t think most people can either, so I think I’d better point out this feature so people can get a better idea of how good XCafe.com is.

Now that we’ve talked a little about the content of XCafe, let’s talk about the page structure and take a look around before we dive into all the little things. So my first impression about the site was really good, seeing that the page doesn’t look too special was really great for me. I don’t like these “effortful” pages. You know what I’m talking about? I don’t like it when these people fill their pages with tons of “frills” to make up for their bad content and such.

Whenever you see a porn site with mediocre design, you know they will make it up to you with good content. Well, okay, that doesn’t always happen, but in this case, that’s the truth. This is more of an “ugly people are always smart because they have to have something going for them” scenario, but you know that’s not always true, right? You can be dumb and stupid. It is not fluffy? Fortunately, XCafe isn’t ugly or stupid, which is a good thing.

Not only do you get a bunch of pretty thumbnails on the site as soon as you open it, but you also get a little search bar next to the home button, which is nice, but only if you’re an experienced user. from XCafe, as you probably won’t know what you’ll be looking for on the page.

There’s all kinds of porn on this site, of course, but they mainly focus on straight porn, and there are a few lesbians here and there who have managed to blend in, but that’s it, I guess. There is little to no interracial material here, I mean this type of content is overwhelmed by straight “white on white” porn, which is to be expected. I mean, I’m not mad about it, but some of you probably came here expecting to see something like bisexual porn or something, but to be fair, there’s not much for bi people here, unless you’re a girl, then you might as well you masturbate elsewhere if that is the case.

Either way, it’s a decent little page as all the content is completely free. Plus, you don’t even need to register on the site to view the amazing content, which I really appreciate. I’ve come across many sites that require you to register (and the process isn’t even that simple, as you have to create a lot of things, like a username, a password, and you even have to talk about your sexual preferences and your location, and does anyone really want to do that when you sign up to a site and you’re only going to masturbate two or three times?) and it requires you to suffer through a lot of ads before you can watch a video, but luckily this it is not the case that

However, there is one small thing that bothers me: the thumbnails on this site are not all the same size, something I am not used to since most porn sites make sure they are all the same size, but they don’t absolutely. XCafe, some of them are big, some are small, and that’s really strange for someone with the same experiences as me, but that’s okay. I’ll take care of it. I would also like to mention that you also get a nice list full of categories, a list of all the models featured on the site and also a porn gifs section which is nice.

The sections of XCafe.com

I already vaguely mentioned that XCafe has a home page full of thumbnails that aren’t all…uh…equally represented, I guess? Some take up half the screen. Some are very small, etc. Then there is the “porn videos” section, which has been divided into four smaller sections. Firstly, there is the section where all the “Recommended HD” porn is stored and then there is another section called “latest porn”.
There are two others, and one of them is called “popular videos”, and you should only try this one if you think it has a very vanilla flavor that a lot of people share, but if you’re a perverted motherfucker, then it’s best to stay away from this section. Then there is a section called “top rated” videos where you can see what the people at XCafe.com think about the porn posted here. Watch the best movies here. I’m sure you won’t regret watching them!

Then, the “categories” tab is also there. It’s a small tab filled with tons of categories, as you would expect. Here you can see all kinds of porn, starting with the usual categories where you can see mothers giving themselves to their stepsons, videos of pretty girls having sex with men their own age, porn where two mature men have sex and then there are tons. of “old and young” porn here too. Oh yeah, there’s a lot of Japanese porn too. However, it’s usually not interracial porn, so if you want to see some Japanese people in porn, you’ll probably see them fucking other Japanese people, and that’s it. There are also some pretty vague categories, like “punishment,” on the site, but that’s okay.

Then you can also see categories like “big pussy” which doesn’t really make much sense, since pussy can’t exactly be big, right? Pussies can only have big lips and stuff, but a literally “big” pussy is meaningless. There are also all kinds of categories involving racial fetishes, like the “Thai” or “British” category, but there are also Russians fucking here. Overall, there is something for everyone on the page, which is really good.

So am I happy with XCafe?

Yes, by the way, the porn guy is delighted with the content of XCafe, since this cafe has everything I like. While I’m not a big fan of coffee, I am a big fan of free porn, which has been classified into several categories, and I’m actually a fan of porn sites with little to no advertising. In short, it is a great page.