XXX Job Interviews

How do you conduct XXX Job Interviews? I actually feel like I have some experience at this, since I’ve been doing little Q&A sessions with all the girls who visit the PornDudeCasting couch. I have yet to turn down a candidate, though, and I don’t know if that makes me a bad boss or a really good one. For some reason, I get the feeling all the sexy applicants on this next site are acing their interviews, too.

 

As you’ve probably guessed from the title, XXXJobInterviews.com is a premium porn site where women demonstrate why they’d be perfect for the job. What job, you might ask? The front-page blurb mentions an exclusive executive assistant, and the preview pics make me wonder if it’s time to expand my office. The joint’s been around for just over a year now, and I figured I could tune in for some tips on how to find my next hire.

 

Dressing Down for XXX Job Interviews

The front page of XXXJobInterviews gives an impression of a porn site living between two worlds. The general layout and auto-playing montage at the top of the screen would feel right at home on a high-end paysite with a big budget, while the imagery itself has something of an amateur vibe. I mean “amateur” in the best way possible here; the girls may be unknown and the sets ain’t mansions, but the dirty sex is as raw and real as you expect from a good piece of homebrew smut.

 

 

The models could legitimately be the girls next door. I’m a professional masturbator, world-renown porno reviewer and big-headed, dick-slanging video stud, but I didn’t immediately recognize any of the beautiful women out front. They’re shooting with amateur models and rising porn starlets, consistently gorgeous but without the name power you find on the better-known sites.

 

Unlike way too many premium sites out there, XXXJobInterviews.com offers some free previews out front. You can watch 30 seconds from each movie without even signing up for an account. The catch here is that a lot of those sneak peeks are literally just the opening moments of the interview, with just a fully clothed introduction and nothing more.

 

Other freebies give a better taste, like the recently uploaded preview for blonde Vivianne DeSeliva’s XXXJobInterviews film. Again, it’s only 30 uncut seconds, but she’s got a butt plug shoved up her asshole and she’s working her pussy with a big pink dildo. I’ve got my headphones on, so I got some ASMR tingles from the breathy moaning and squishy, squelchy wet vagina sounds—and what a smile on this chick!

 

Poking around a bit, I found freebies with pussy eating both straight and lesbian, butt play, blowjobs and masturbation galore. All in all, it was a hell of a tease, especially given the other tags I saw listed below the previews. There’s a nice range of depravity going on, but I’ll have to sign up for an account to see all the anal sex, creampies, rimming and squirting.

 

XXX Job Interviews by the Numbers

As hot as those free previews are, they’re really short and you have to keep clicking around to find the best ones. If you want the full show, you’ll have to buy a ticket. I made my way to the signup page where a nice little surprise awaited me: memberships to XXXJobInterviews.com are just twenty bucks a month, considerably cheaper than the thirty bones most paysites are charging. They’ve also got a 6-month plan that breaks down to a little under $17 a month.

 

 

I’m writing this review at the beginning of July, and there are currently 66 XXX Job Interviews in the collection. Run times are nice and long, too, typically clocking in at least an hour with some nice outliers on the higher end. That lesbian video I mentioned is over two hours long, giving masturbators a solid reason to settle in for a marathon fap.

 

Some big, bold letters on the front page declare New Women Interviewed Weekly! That’s more or less true, though there doesn’t seem to be any set schedule to the releases. They usually drop at least a couple new XXX Job Interviews every week, though you’ll sometimes have to wait a little longer. There was an 11-day stretch last month without anything new, but they’ve released three new movies in the last week.

 

XXXJobInterviews ain’t the biggest porn site in the world, but for twenty bucks, I’d say they’re offering a solid bang for your buck. The current stash amounts to several days of non-stop polished amateur fap fodder, with more on the way. I hadn’t even started watching yet and I was already hooked.

 

Acing the XXX Job Interviews

I thought the pink-haired Farrah Fatherless looked cute as hell and sexy as fuck with her mouth full of sausage on the front page, so her recent scene seemed like a good place to start my official fap test of XXXJobInterviews. Clicking through to the video page, the tags told me I’d be witnessing much more than just blowjobs, and that includes butt stuff.

 

 

“Hi, I’m Farrah,” she says in the first few seconds of the 72-minute movie. She’s applying to be an executive assistant making $20k a month, with the guy behind the camera spelling out the details. “That sounds wonderful,” Farrah says, nodding her head as the dude describes the gig.

 

After listing qualifications like her computer skills and love of working late, the interviewer wants to get some footage to show the big boss, who “prefers to work with attractive females.” Farrah stands up to show off her figure, and the clothes start coming off right before the four-minute mark. She’s got a tight, sexy body with nice little tits. Turns out she roller skates and does CrossFit, which seem to be working out quite well for her.

 

When Farrah says she’ll do anything for this job, things start heating up. She came to the interview without panties on and bends over to show us the goods, spreading her holes and letting the cameraman get some closeups. “I fuck myself all the time,” she says, and then starts doing exactly that.

 

How to Land a $20K Executive Assistant Gig

Farrah fucks herself with her fingers first, and then a dildo and butt plug come into the picture. About twenty minutes in, we get a POV blowjob, and I’m sure the boss is going to love it as much as you are. I’d hire this chick in a second, and I’d jack off to her for like 72 minutes. She’s a talented little cocksucker, cupping the balls as she works her tongue over the shaft. Farrah works her way down and ends up tonguing his butthole while jerking him off.

 

 

The cock riding starts about halfway through the scene, at which point I decided I wanted to save a copy for my permanent offline spank bank. XXXJobInterviews doesn’t have a baked-in download button for some reason, so I had to view the page source and find the mp4 link. Downloads are possible, but they don’t make it easy. According to their Terms of Use, you ain’t supposed to save more than five movies per day.

 

There’s a POV doggystyle scene after the cowgirl action, which eventually segues into anal sex as he slips out of one hole and into the other. “I like the way my pussy feels all filled up,” Farrah says shortly before getting her pooper all filled up. “Mmm… thank you!”

 

I didn’t realize it until I heard the dialog repeat, but part of the reason the XXXJobInterviews run so long is that they’ll show the same sequences from multiple angles. There’s plenty of content so it doesn’t feel like filler, though it’s worth mentioning for the OCD wankers and stoners out there. You ain’t imagining it—she really did say it twice!

 

XXXJobInterviews.com delivers exactly what they promise in the title, with job interviews that quickly take an XXX turn. One of my favorite things is how they’ve managed to cast largely unknown pornstars for some filthy, depraved fun, which plays out in scenes long enough to really settle in for. The previews are short but do offer a representative taste of what’s in store for ticket holders, so I’d recommend taking a peek at those first.