Spicy Porn

Somebody sent me a Spicy.Porn link this morning, and it wasn’t at all what I expected when I saw the title. I thought maybe I’d be fapping to some hot Latina mamacitas, a joint with dirtier jokes than my own, or a weird-ass femdom fetish tube where doms torture their slaves with habaneros inserted directly into the urethra. Turns out it was none of the above, which ain’t to say I was the least bit disappointed.

 

Nothing in the name gives away the 21st century gimmick on offer here, which is a slight gamble. Most of the other sites coming out of this first wave of AI porn generators include the abbreviation in their domain name, but maybe Spicy.Porn is just more confident in what they’re selling. The site hasn’t been online long, but already has ten million visitors a month coming by to generate custom porn pics using artificial intelligence. That makes them one of the most popular platforms of its type, which only made me more eager to try it out for myself.

 

 

Spicing Up the Porn Scene with AI

The overall presentation at Spicy Porn is a streamlined affair, without much in the way of glitter or flashing lights to catch your interest. They don’t have a fancy logo, just a little red pepper icon with the title in plain text. The simple header is unobtrusive, letting the AI imagery catch your eye instead. I like the columns of asymmetrical pics and rounded corners, which give the place a more modern vibe than your average gallery site.

 

 

This ain’t just a gallery site, though, even though that’s what I would have thought a year ago. These naked redheads, anime bimbos, and cock-riding whores weren’t just uploaded by horny members, but actually created by them. Of course, they did have a lot of help from the horny computer brain that lives at Spicy Porn headquarters.

 

I’ve got to say, I like how these perverts think and how these robots dream. Most AI porn sites can do fake photos and hentai, but these guys offer a notably wider range of fap fodder formats. You can create images in dozens of styles, like Realistic Art, Steampunk, Watercolor, Oil and Cyberpunk.

 

There is a small catch, though. Their current list of AI porn styles includes 26 different options, but you can’t get access to all of them without shelling out a few bucks. The good news is that Spicy.Porn does let visitors create their own pics for free, though the cheapskates only have access to 11 of those formats we’re talking about. Still, that’s a lot more than the two styles you find on most of these platforms.

 

I bet some the horny, broke weeaboos in mom’s basement are already wondering which models are included for free. Well, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that you can make Anime pics for free. The bad news is that Hentai is among the premium styles you’ve got to pay for. Cartoon, Surrealism, 3D and Abstract are also off-limits to the cheapskates and the bums.

 

 

Let’s Make some Spicy.Porn

One of the hardest things about being a professional masturbator is the slow pace I’ve often got to take everything. If you click the link, you’re going to be creating your own porn in a matter of seconds. Me? I had to write all those paragraphs above before getting to the part I was really excited about: generating those AI pics.

 

 

Spicy.Porn uses a prompt-based interface for creating AI perversion. I actually prefer these to the menu-based platforms, though I think there’s considerably more room for error. Making your own Spicy Porn is as easy as typing your fantasies into the box. You can also include a negative prompt if there’s anything you don’t want to see.

 

I started by typing a simple request: “Latina, 20s, pigtails, seductive face, big boobs, daisy dukes, topless, wedge heels, parking lot”. I selected Photo as my style and the smallest image size, thinking that might make for faster generation, then hit the Create button.

 

If you’re creating pics without a premium account, prepare to do some waiting. Spicy Porn has some of the longest wait times I’ve seen among these sites, presumably because they’re one of the most popular. There’s a long line to get your free custom porno, with a note at the top of the loading screen saying it “may take up to 3-5+ minutes.” The plus is accurate, because my first pic took almost six minutes.

 

Considering the wait, I was a little disappointed with the final product. The topless girl’s got a nice rack and the footwear I’d requested, and she’s standing in a parking lot in front of a yellow sports car, which is great. She’s also got a deformed hand, which ain’t too unusual on an AI site, nor is the extra leg sprouting out of her knee. It ain’t going to be my easiest or proudest fap, though.

 

 

Third Time’s a Masturbatory Charm

My second attempt came out faster, but wasn’t any better. In fact, it was an absolute fucking Lovecraftian horror instead of the hot anime babe I wanted. She’s got a cute face, but her body is just a crazy mass of limbs and flesh. I’m not sure I have enough Viagra and weed to get hard over this one.

 

 

They say the third time’s a charm, and yeah, that was my experience with Spicy Porn. When I asked to see a busty white MILF with a big butt by the pool, that’s exactly what I got. She has what I’d call an otherworldly aura; I might not guess she was an AI creation, and it looks like a real photo, but there’s a certain weirdness to it. I can definitely whack off to her either way, uncanny valley or not.

 

My next shot at making perverted anime was another winner. The babe’s shredded short shorts are a little impractical and certainly wouldn’t stay attached to a human body, but I like how she’s bent over, aiming her big ass at the camera and making a stink face over her shoulder.

 

Still, the preview pics out on Spicy.Porn’s were a lot better than any of the ones I’d created so far. As an experiment, I chose one and tweaked the prompt just a little bit. The resulting “oil painting” of a cum-drenched, big-boobed, pink-haired babe sucking cock was the best pic I’d created so far, but it wasn’t totally free of AI deformities. The chick’s hot, but the sausage she’s eating ain’t attached to a human being.

 

Perhaps my custom prompts weren’t good enough to begin with. There’s a little bit of a learning curve when they don’t give you a menu of keywords to choose from like most of the other AI sites. My next attempt at hentai, again created by tweaking an existing prompt, resulted in the best image of my visit. The anime redhead laying back with her huge tits exposed doesn’t have any AI weirdness outing her as a machine-dreamed image.

 

Once you get the hang of the system, the premium membership starts to look a lot more attractive. For twenty bucks a month, you get those additional styles I mentioned earlier, but more importantly, you get to skip to the front of the line. Waiting five minutes per free image feels tedious, especially when you’re actively trying to jack off to your creations as you create them. Pro members only have to wait 10 to 15 seconds, which is a world of difference when you’re hard as a rock.

 

I have mixed feelings about Spicy.Porn, because while the machine can create some fantastic content, it’s got some downsides compared to some of the other AI porn generators out there. For one thing, the wait times are fucking insane, though that’s only going to be an issue for the free users. The bigger problem is just the high rate of AI deformities and the relatively steep learning curve to getting rid of them. The potential is there, and they’ve got a better range of styles than most AI sites, but you’re going to have to work a little bit harder to make the most of it all.